I’ve been a little out of the loop recently, having just gotten a new job and moved all of my shit from northern Japan to the greater Tokyo metropolis area. Today’s article isn’t only an update on my life, it’s a take on big city life in general. Some of you out there may live in big cities and know what I’m talking about when I say it’s not all fun and games. Still, others of you may not believe me—those who live in little Podunk shit towns. “Whaaaat? Skelly, you live in a foreign country in one of the biggest cities in the world, and you’re not out shooting pool and doing coke with Ken Watanabe?” Continue reading
Spring has finally arrived. The snow has melted and we’re shedding our winter jackets for band T-shirts and those god-awful bicycle shorts. Love is in the air, mosquitos are at large, you’re popping Allegra-D by the handful, and that pesky kid next door is already conning you out of ten bucks to mow your lawn. It’s totally that time of year again—and our favorite. Continue reading
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Alright, let’s get Japanese porn out of the way. When you write for a site of this candor, you gotta start from the dumpster and work your way clean. Unfortunately for my credentials as a journalist, this might be the only article of mine you’ll ever read. This may be my legacy. When I die, if I’m remembered at all, it’ll probably be for this. Sad news, but if that’s the way it’s gonna be I might as well have fun with it. Here’s some fun to start out with: Continue reading
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The “Science Fiction Monster” section
Japanese video stores. They’re well-stocked and ubiquitous in big cities and small towns. The problem is they’re just too confusing. In the US, movies are organized within 5 to about 10 genres. The categories are kept at a low number to cater to those looking for a specific movie, but remain specific enough for those just wanting to curl up with a good “romance.” In Japan, however, the movies are organized into small subgenres, making it much more difficult to find specific films. That means if you’re looking for Batman, you can’t just go over to action/adventure and look under the “B”s. You have to go to the Science Fiction aisle, then the “Science Fiction Action” section, and then look under the “B”s. Wha?
I counted 42 subgenres in the last store I was in, and that was only for the American movies. This is the story of my experience looking for movies in a Japanese video store. This is an observation. Continue reading