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Alright, let’s get Japanese porn out of the way. When you write for a site of this candor, you gotta start from the dumpster and work your way clean. Unfortunately for my credentials as a journalist, this might be the only article of mine you’ll ever read. This may be my legacy. When I die, if I’m remembered at all, it’ll probably be for this. Sad news, but if that’s the way it’s gonna be I might as well have fun with it. Here’s some fun to start out with: Continue reading
